(in a three-piece suit made of palm fronds) “Lovey, I declare! These common folk are swapping identities like stock options!” Mrs. Howell: “Thurston, darling, I’ve decided I’m a ‘they’ on Tuesdays and Thursdays.” Mr. Howell: “We’ll go bankrupt! How will I know which monocle to wear?!”
No phones, no lights, no motor cars, Not a single binary binary… But we’ve got trans joy and silly puns, And Gilligan’s nonbinary diary… Gilligans Trans Adventures A Parody Part-2 -202...
“So you accept my gender-fluid identity?” Skipper: “I accept you’re a terrible first mate. Now eat your pronoun-friendly seaweed stew.” (in a three-piece suit made of palm fronds)
(in a three-piece suit made of palm fronds) “Lovey, I declare! These common folk are swapping identities like stock options!” Mrs. Howell: “Thurston, darling, I’ve decided I’m a ‘they’ on Tuesdays and Thursdays.” Mr. Howell: “We’ll go bankrupt! How will I know which monocle to wear?!”
No phones, no lights, no motor cars, Not a single binary binary… But we’ve got trans joy and silly puns, And Gilligan’s nonbinary diary…
“So you accept my gender-fluid identity?” Skipper: “I accept you’re a terrible first mate. Now eat your pronoun-friendly seaweed stew.”
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