Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants!
(stomps over) Let me see the fine print. (Reads from her phone) “Tough, fry-loving bad girl and perky redhead seek third roommate. Must tolerate violence, singing, and spontaneous pillow fights.” You in? sam and cat matthew
(sighs, closes binder) I’ll get the mop for the garbage juice. sam and cat matthew
Here’s a solid text based on the prompt "Sam and Cat Matthew," keeping it in the tone of the show Sam & Cat . The Matthew Maneuver sam and cat matthew
(smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not crying when I throw a fork at your head for fun.
