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In this collection of three stories, an emotionally abused
wife finds comfort in the arms of her brother-in-law, a young
dancer undertakes an erotic and redemptive pilgrimage to Rome
involving live sex shows and nude photography, and a femme
fatale looks into a mirror as she recalls a sadomasochistic
love affair...
Try
imagining an erotic version of Alfred Hitchcock Presents,
and you'll have some idea of what this DVD series is like.
Only less well made. Producer Tinto Brass has little direct
involvement with these short films, apart from introducing
each one while puffing away characteristically on a cigar,
and making the occasional cameo appearance.
Though
the productions claim to have been directed in the "Tinto
Brass style", there is scant evidence of it here. Only in
A Magic Mirror is there any hint of Brass's eccentricity,
in the grotesque character of a brusque layabout husband (Ronaldo
Ravello), who spends much of his screen time lounging around
in a bath, like the captain of the B-Ark in The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy. But, although this tale displays
the most humour in the entire collection, it also shows off
the least amount of bare flesh, which is surely another important
ingredient that the audience will be expecting.
Things
get sexier in Julia, the story from which this collection
takes its name, which includes some particularly explicit
and highly charged sex scenes. Unfortunately, the plot is
almost totally incomprehensible - something to do with a dancer
(Anna Biella) going to Rome, but wildly at odds with the description
on the back of the sleeve, which mentions a photographer's
three beautiful models. I counted two of them at the most.
This production is also blighted by amateurish editing, which
leaves several gaping holes in the soundtrack. Oh well, at
least this DVD is subtitled, which spares us from woeful English
dubbing of the type recently heard on Brass's Private.
The
final tale, I Am the Way You Want Me, is a very weird
and nasty little minx. In it, a naked woman (Fiorella Rubino)
sprawls around in her bathroom, mouthing various strange utterances
to camera, and doing erotic things to herself, such as shaving
with a fearsome-looking cutthroat razor (shudder). And that's
about it.
A
further disappointment is the lack of any extra features.
So, all in all, this DVD has left me feeling rather brassed
off!
Chris
Clarkson
Wwe Extreme Rules 2016 Ppv Hdtv X264 Ebi -tjet- 【Proven | MANUAL】
Posted by: The Wrestling Vault | Category: PPV Reviews / Scene Releases
For those who still hold onto their digital archives (you know who you are), the gold standard for that night wasn't just the WWE Network stream—it was the , released by the legendary group -TJET- . WWE Extreme Rules 2016 PPV HDTV x264 Ebi -TJET-
The steel chair shot AJ takes while hanging upside down. Skip for: The Usos vs. The Vaudevillains (pre-show). Posted by: The Wrestling Vault | Category: PPV
If you were a pro-wrestling fan in the spring of 2016, you were eating well. The "New Era" was dawning post-WrestleMania 32, and the brand split was looming on the horizon. But before all that, we had one of the most violent and underrated stops on the Road to Money in the Bank: . The Vaudevillains (pre-show)
If you find the sitting in an old hard drive or a private tracker, do not delete it. Fire it up on a rainy Sunday.
Stay extreme, and keep seeding.
While Extreme Rules 2016 isn't a 5-star classic from bell to bell, it is arguably the best PPV of the spring of 2016. The IC title match is a banger, the Asylum match is a car crash you can't look away from, and Reigns/Styles proved they had all-time chemistry. |
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