“It’s nonsense,” said Dr. Theodoros Koulianos, a professor of ancient history at the University of Athens, in an interview. “We have Plutarch, Arrian, the Alexander Romance. He sacrificed to Greek gods, consulted the Oracle at Delphi, and spread the koine Greek language. This is not interpretation. This is nationalism dressed as history.”
Not for its gold, but for its name.
The proposal was leaked to The World News by a European diplomat who called it “well-intentioned but hopeless.” As the diplomat put it: “You can’t arbitrate a ghost. Until someone actually finds Alexander’s body—assuming it wasn’t ground into pigment or scattered to the winds—every country with a flag and a library will keep fighting over who owns the man who owned the world.” “It’s nonsense,” said Dr
The diplomatic community has begun to take the matter seriously. Behind closed doors at the UN last month, the Greek ambassador circulated a non-paper proposing a “Framework for the Neutral Treatment of Ancient Conquerors,” which would bar any state from using a dead historical figure as a “tool of contemporary territorial or cultural aggression.” He sacrificed to Greek gods, consulted the Oracle
Meanwhile, a private American salvage company, Amphipolis Holdings LLC, has quietly secured exploration permits from Egypt’s Ministry of Antiquities to conduct ground-penetrating radar scans beneath the modern city of Alexandria. Their spokesperson declined to comment, but a leaked investor prospectus described the potential find as “the single most valuable unclaimed archaeological asset on Earth.” The proposal was leaked to The World News
But the conflict isn’t just regional. Enter North Macedonia’s powerful neighbor to the east: Bulgaria. Last year, a Bulgarian historian published a genetic analysis of skeletal remains from a 4th-century BC grave near the modern town of Sandanski, claiming “significant Thracian lineage markers” consistent with Alexander’s described appearance. The Bulgarian Ministry of Culture quietly funded a follow-up study, prompting an official protest from Athens and a formal letter from North Macedonia’s prime minister demanding access to the data.
— He conquered the known world before turning 30, carved an empire from the Balkans to the Indus River, and died in a Babylonian palace under circumstances still debated by historians. But more than 2,300 years after his death, Alexander the Great has ignited a new kind of war: a diplomatic, cultural, and legal brawl over who gets to claim his bones.