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“Uh… ‘creativity’?”

I took a deep breath. “What’s stage five?” weirdest-audition-ever-backroom-casting-couch

“He’s already moving to Stage two: Anger,” she noted. “Uh… ‘creativity’

“Welcome to the weirdest audition of your life,” said the avocado. His voice was surprisingly deep. “I’m Gerald. I handle ‘vibes.’ Please, have a seat on the couch.” weirdest-audition-ever-backroom-casting-couch

And that, my friends, is Hollywood.