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(sprinkler water shooting out his ears) "I've been ignored , kid! My own family treated me like a houseplant!"
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
"...so the platypus says, 'That's not a bill, THAT'S my lunch receipt !' Get it? Because—"
(purrs in stereo)
"We didn't notice you were gone."
(chewing) "Yeah, you're like a fan. Nice to have on, but nobody watches the fan."
"Did too."
"Oh great. A magical old man fell into my sprinkler."
(sprinkler water shooting out his ears) "I've been ignored , kid! My own family treated me like a houseplant!"
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
"...so the platypus says, 'That's not a bill, THAT'S my lunch receipt !' Get it? Because—"
(purrs in stereo)
"We didn't notice you were gone."
(chewing) "Yeah, you're like a fan. Nice to have on, but nobody watches the fan."
"Did too."
"Oh great. A magical old man fell into my sprinkler."