The protagonist wasn’t Jake Sully. He was “Drake Chully,” a paralyzed former Marine with a soul patch and an inexplicable New Jersey accent. His avatar? A lanky, seven-foot-tall blue creature with glowing freckles and the worried expression of a substitute teacher.
The screen stuttered. The AC3 audio crackled, switching from dramatic orchestral stings to a cheesy 70s funk guitar riff. Bow-chicka-bow-wow. This Aint Avatar 2010 XXX 3D SBS 720p Bluray X264 AC3
He lay back in bed, staring at the dark ceiling. For the rest of his life, whenever he saw a majestic floating mountain or a bioluminescent forest, he wouldn’t think of James Cameron’s vision. He would only hear a funky bassline and the sound of a man from New Jersey saying, “I see you… wink .” The protagonist wasn’t Jake Sully
He’d found it on a forum buried so deep in the internet that the regular laws of cause and effect seemed to apply only loosely. The sole comment below the magnet link was: “The Na’vi have… assets.” A lanky, seven-foot-tall blue creature with glowing freckles
