The Ribald Tales of Canterbury was not a hit. It played for three days at a drive-in in Bakersfield and vanished. But the VHS tape lived on, passed from hand to grimy hand, bootlegged and beloved. It became a rite of passage for a certain kind of teenager in the late ‘80s: the kid who wanted to see nudity but stayed for the jokes. It was a relic of a time when adult entertainment still had a sense of humor, when production values were an afterthought, and when a group of broke, happy weirdos could dress up like medieval pilgrims and make something that was, against all odds, genuinely charming.
To call it a “Classic” is to use the term loosely. To call it “Ribald” is an understatement. And to call it a product of 1985 is to understand that 1985 was a very, very weird year. But for those who have seen it—who have heard the Pardoner’s fart joke or watched the Wife of Bath pin a knight to a hay bale—it remains a dirty, beautiful, and oddly sacred text. The tape is probably moldering in a landfill now. But in the hearts of a few dozen Gen-Xers, the pilgrims still ride, telling their filthy tales, laughing all the way to a cathedral that was never there. The Ribald Tales Of Canterbury -1985- -Classic-
The film opens not with a fanfare, but with a crackle of static and the warble of a cheap synthesizer attempting to sound like a lute. The year is 1387, or at least, a version of 1387 that only existed in the minds of Los Angeles filmmakers who had never left the San Fernando Valley. The Canterbury Road is a painted backdrop of rolling hills and cardboard trees. The Tabard Inn is a soundstage decorated with plastic barrels and a stuffed boar’s head that winks. The Ribald Tales of Canterbury was not a hit
And we do. We get it.