Their names were Leo, Finn, and Marcus. And for three consecutive summers, they were the undisputed kings.
Leo, Finn, and Marcus didn’t want to tell stories. They wanted to archive freedom.
“A raft for what?” Finn asked, wiping sweat from his brow.
But they uploaded it to a dead forum called DesertTapes.com —and someone in Albuquerque commented: “This is more real than TV.” The Kings of Summer Videos
They didn’t speak for three days. The kingdom had fallen.
The final shot, recorded just before the raft broke apart, was a close-up of Finn’s face. He wasn’t looking at the canal or the raft. He was looking at Leo, then at Marcus, and he smiled—the kind of unguarded, genuine smile that only exists when you’re thirteen and you know you’re exactly where you belong.
But the third summer—the legendary one—was when they made the video. Their names were Leo, Finn, and Marcus
It was late July. The heat was a physical weight. Boredom had set in deep. Leo, now wielding a slightly-less-broken Hi8 camera, suggested they build a raft.
The footage was grainy, wobbly, and perfect. It showed them laughing, scheming, failing, and laughing harder. It showed the sun setting over the desert as they sat on the curb, exhausted and happy, eating gas station hot dogs. It showed them alive .
On the day of the launch, Leo narrated in a hushed, David Attenborough whisper into the camera’s fuzzy microphone. “Here we see the suburban adventurer, in his natural habitat, defying both physics and parental wrath.” They wanted to archive freedom
The second summer, they got good. They learned to edit by taping over old home movies of Leo’s family vacations. They built a ramp out of plywood and cinderblocks and filmed Finn crashing his BMX bike into a hedge in slow motion. They documented the “Midnight Melon Massacre,” where they rolled watermelons down the steepest hill on Oak Street and watched them explode against the curb. The videos had no plot, no moral, no point—except to prove that summer was a kingdom they were actively conquering.
But every few years, one of them finds an old USB drive or a forgotten hard drive. They’ll press play, and for twenty-two minutes, they are kings again. The heat doesn’t matter. The broken raft doesn’t matter. Only the laughter, preserved on magnetic tape, remains—a solid, irrefutable proof of a time when summer was infinite and they ruled it together.
Their first video was a disaster. A shaky, fifteen-minute epic titled “The Great Soda Geyser.” The audio was just wind noise and their own panicked laughter as a shaken two-liter of root beer erupted not onto Finn’s little brother, but directly into the camcorder lens. The tape ended in a blur of sticky brown foam.
The pallets split like toothpicks. The tarp tore. In a chaotic, slow-motion splash, all three kings were dumped into the canal. The Hi8 camera flew from Leo’s hand, performed a lazy spiral in the air, and plunged into the murky depths.