They fight. The sound effects are stock library punches ( WHAP! THUD! SQUEAKY TOY NOISE ). The monk loses.
"The Evil Cult will return... in 'The Evil Cult 2: Even Eviler Dubbing.'"
"Victory is mine!"
"Never! You must defeat me in a conversation about honor first!" the evil cult english dub
Zhang Wuji confronts the at their fortress, which is a cave with a disco light.
"You have saved the land... for now. But remember... the true treasure... was the bad lip-syncing you heard along the way."
The fight ends when Zhang Wuji accidentally trips over a rock. The Cult Master tries to gloat, but his wire harness snaps, and he flies into a wall. They fight
"So... like... what now?"
Here, he meets (dubbed by a valley girl).
The leader, (dubbed by a man doing a terrible Sean Connery impression), holds the Dragon Saber. SQUEAKY TOY NOISE )
The film opens in the . Monks are practicing kung fu in slow motion. A gong sounds.
Zhang Wuji and Princess Zhaomin walk away from the exploding cave (stock explosion footage). She looks at him.
"I have no idea. That was only 72 minutes. Do you want to get a pizza?"
"Mister Wuji. You have come to die. But first, let me explain my master plan... which I forgot. Something about... revenge? No, wait. World domination? Eh, you'll figure it out."
"Jokes on you! I have the Dragon Saber! It shoots... checks prop ...a laser? Sure. A red laser."
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