The Soldier cut him off with a stern expression. "Scout, focus. We need to defend our base, not go on a shopping spree for new toys."
Here's a short story set in the world of Team Fortress 2, tailored to the non-Steam version 1.0.9.5:
As the team began to discuss their strategy, the Spy slipped into the room, his eyes scanning the area with a mixture of curiosity and calculation. "Ah, bonjour, mes amis. I see you're preparing for another futile attempt to outmaneuver the BLU team. Allow me to offer my expertise." Team Fortress 2 -NonSteam- v1.0.9.5
The Spy's smile was as smooth as silk. "Consider it an investment in our mutual success, n'est-ce pas?"
The Engineer wiped the sweat from his brow, leaving a smudge of grease behind. "Ah, okay, Soldier. Let's take a gander at the map and see if we can't come up with a plan to... Ow!" He yelped as the Scout poked him in the ribs with a playful jab. The Soldier cut him off with a stern expression
The Engineer raised an eyebrow. "You want us to pay you to help us? That's a new one, Spy."
Just then, the Soldier burst into the room, his rocket launcher at the ready. "Engineer! We need to talk strategy! The BLU team's been pushin' hard on our left flank, and I think they're plannin' a major assault!" "Ah, bonjour, mes amis
What a delightfully specific request!