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“He’s out cold ,” Miami said, giggling. She poked his cheek with a bare toe. Leo’s on-screen self didn’t even flinch. He just let out a soft, whistling snore.

They weren't alone.

The video opened on a shaky, low-lit frame. The timestamp in the corner read . The audio was a wash of muffled bass from a distant speaker and the sharp, percussive sound of a beer pong ball landing in a solo cup. Sleeping Guy Misses A Great Threesome 720p.wmv

The video ended at . The screen went black.

“The chaise lounge,” Jenna supplied. “He’s out cold ,” Miami said, giggling

Leo sat in his chair for a long time. He looked at his own reflection in the dark monitor. He touched his forehead—a phantom itch where the marker had been. He didn't remember the Fireball. He didn't remember the ice cubes. He didn't remember the tax rebate.

They all looked at the sleeping guy. A beat of silence. He just let out a soft, whistling snore

Note to self: Never go to bed early.

The file sat in the corner of the desktop, its title glowing white against the starry wallpaper: Sleeping Guy Misses A Great Threesome 720p.wmv .

“He just mumbled something about a ‘tax rebate’ and rolled over.”

“Okay,” Marcus said, his voice dropping into a mock-serious tone. “New plan. The threesome is happening. Leo is officially an accessory. He’s the… what’s the word?”