The operator, hearing his distress, quickly replied, "Sir, can you please tell me what's wrong?"
John hesitated before blurting out, "I'm... I'm horny, and I think it's from the food. I need help!"
Feeling a bit... uncomfortable, and in a moment of panic, John decided to call for an ambulance. "I need an ambulance, please," he stammered over the phone.
The operator continued, "Alright, let's try to stay calm here. Can I recommend you try some, ah, cold water? Or perhaps a cold shower?"