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Shrek. You stepped on a Lego last Tuesday and cried for twenty minutes. You need this.

But what if I’m too old for quests?

SHREK! SHREK-SHREK-SHREK-SHREK-SHREK!

I still laugh at fart jokes.

You analyze them, Shrek. Last week you said “that one had structural integrity but lacked tonal variety.” new shrek.movie

…I cannot promise that.

SHREK looks at his reflection in a spoon. He sighs. A single, reluctant ogre tear falls. A tiny onion sprouts from the ground where it lands. But what if I’m too old for quests

You’ve been reorganizing the mud by texture. You miss being an ogre. Not the fighting — the feeling. Go find your flower. I’ll hold down the swamp.

Donkey. It’s 7 a.m. I just had my third oatmeal. I still laugh at fart jokes

Donkey bursts through the reeds on a rusty, creaking cart pulled by two very unenthusiastic pigeons.

Here’s a concept for a new Shrek movie, written in the style of an official logline and opening scene tease.