By 9 PM, the guest list had spiraled out of control. A heatwave of Miami’s finest: pro athletes, models who didn't check the weather because they don't need to, crypto bros spending like it’s 2021, and a few locals who just knew the right door to knock on. The champagne wasn't just flowing – it was weaponized. Bottles of Ace of Spades turned into makeshift light sabers. Someone brought a strobe light that made the moon look dim.
📍 Somewhere between Biscayne Bay and the Atlantic 🎧 Bass booming. Waves crashing. Bottles popping. MyLifeInMiami 23 09 13 Crazy Yacht Orgy With Ei...
Let me set the scene.
So to everyone who says Miami is just a place… you’re wrong. It’s a feeling . And last night, that feeling was a 120-foot yacht, a DJ named Ei, and zero regrets. By 9 PM, the guest list had spiraled out of control
Until the hangover hits. But that’s a story for another post. Bottles of Ace of Spades turned into makeshift light sabers