Miami Mean Girls — - Randi Wright Amp Goddess Har...

Then there’s Goddess Harley .

Still charging men for the privilege of being ignored?

Someone has to teach these finance bros what rejection feels like. You do it for free. I call that a skill issue.

(standing slowly) Let me explain something. Miami Mean Girls aren’t teenagers in plaid skirts. We’re women with LLCs, lip filler, and litigation on retainer. Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright amp Goddess Har...

Randi. Still ironing your towels before the maid gets here?

(removes sunglasses, smiles sharp) And I’ll be throwing parties on Star Island when you’re a cautionary tale at brunch. “Remember Randi? She peaked during Art Basel ’19.”

In Miami, there are two kinds of women: Those who brunch, and those who are brunch. Then there’s Goddess Harley

I’m Randi Wright. Wright like right — because I’m never wrong. And Wright like write — because I script every single thing that happens south of Brickell.

(beat)

(sets glass down)

I’m guessing you meant either , Goddess Harper , or Goddess Harmony — or perhaps a drag/performance name like Goddess Harlett .

And Harley… sweetheart… I was tanning on South Beach when you were still a MySpace angle.

So here’s the new rule, Wright : Stay north of the river. Keep your charity galas. Keep your collagen. But if you come for my influencers, my bottle girls, or my lighting … I’ll show Miami what “goddess” actually means. You do it for free

I just need to wait for you to arrive at one of my parties… wearing last season’s Agua Bendita.

See you at the wharf, Randi.