It started innocently enough. Like every single person in this city, I was lonely. Swiping right, left, up, down—trying to find "the one." I matched with Rohan. Rohan loved dogs. His profile said, “Swipe right if you can handle my golden retriever energy.”
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The next few weeks were weird. Rohan would text me, “Hey, how are you?” but before I could reply, he’d send a second text: “Send a pic of Tommy.” Just Tommy. Not me. Just the dog. It started innocently enough
Disclaimer: No dogs were harmed in the making of this blog. Rohan, if you’re reading this, Tommy says ‘Woof’ (translation: he wants chicken). Rohan loved dogs
The final straw came during a fight. Rohan forgot our 3-month anniversary. I was upset. I said, “You don’t care about me.”
By the end of the date, Rohan had bought Tommy a gourmet chicken sausage (which cost more than my coffee), was rubbing his belly, and whispering, “Who’s a good boy? You are.”