If you have only seen the trailer for Les Intouchables , you know the basic beats: a wealthy, paralyzed aristocrat hires a poor, young ex-con from the projects to be his caregiver. Cue the soundtrack by Ludovico Einaudi, a few laughs, and a teary ending.
Let’s pull back the curtain on the screenplay (original French title: Intouchables ) and see why the words on the page are just as powerful as the performances on screen. The film opens not with Philippe (the aristocrat) or Driss (his caregiver), but with a chase scene. The transcript’s first piece of dialogue is Driss yelling at a cop. les intouchables transcript
The transcript avoids victim language entirely. When other caregivers speak of “his suffering” or “his tragedy,” Driss speaks of “his bad parking job” (referring to Philippe’s wheelchair). The transcript is a masterclass in how to write disability without writing tragedy. There’s a moment midway through the film that should not work. Driss is shaving Philippe. Philippe asks if Driss has ever had a real relationship. Driss jokes about his many girlfriends. Philippe says, quietly: “I haven’t been touched by a woman since my accident.” If you have only seen the trailer for
As Driss says in the transcript’s funniest line: “You want my real secret? I treat him like he’s not dying. Because he’s not. He’s just lazy.” The film opens not with Philippe (the aristocrat)