Keeping Up With The Kardashians - Season 13 | 2027 |

Cut to: sitting in her office like a silver-haired CEO from a dystopian film. She wore a white blazer so sharp it could cut glass.

“Mom, she’s not answering,” Kim whined.

“I’m selling a fragrance,” Chyna said. “Maybe you should focus on your own life instead of policing mine.”

Scott snorted. “First time for everything.” Keeping Up With the Kardashians - Season 13

She spun on her heel and walked out, but not before knocking over a display of organic baby lotion. It scattered across the floor in slow motion.

“You don’t survive in this family by playing nice. You survive by playing the long game. Chyna won the battle. But honey… I own the dictionary.”

“She stole our peace, Rob!” Khloé yelled. “She stole our Q3 fragrance projections!” Cut to: sitting in her office like a

Kim gasped. “You traitor.”

“Between your blood and your… your scent-stealing baby mama.”

Rob let out a huge sigh of relief. “Can we please just have dinner together now?” “I’m selling a fragrance,” Chyna said

“Get her on the phone,” Kris said calmly.

Kylie, who had been filming the whole argument for her Snapchat, finally spoke. “Honestly? I like ‘Blast.’ It’s punchy. It’s modern. Our name ‘Heart’ sounds like a grandma’s potpourri.”

“Chyna,” Khloé replied, her voice dripping with passive aggression. “Cute cup. Does it come with a side of intellectual property theft?”

Rob threw his hands up. “You guys are insane! It’s a word! She didn’t steal anything!”

Khloé, mid-bite of a kale chip, froze. “Is it about Rob? Is he in the sauce again?”