Jujutsu Shenanigans Script | VERIFIED – 2027 |

(laughing) That’s Todo’s technique with extra steps.

(sighing, rubbing temples) No, Yuji. But if you keep asking, I’ll summon Mahoraga just to escape this conversation.

(not looking up from hammering a nail into her desk) Only if we can use yours as a punching bag.

Do it. I dare you.

(Megumi facepalms. Nobara cackles. Yuji gives Gojo a high-five that accidentally punches a hole through the wall.)

(smirking, hiding something behind her back) Too late.

That’s not— (deep breath) —that’s not how any of this works. Jujutsu Shenanigans Script

(patting Yuji’s head) See? Even the King of Curses loves improv comedy.

Wait—can I have a cursed technique that’s just really good at high-fives?

Rude. And incorrect. My Domain is unlimited fun! (laughing) That’s Todo’s technique with extra steps

…That is the most Sukuna-finger-licking question you’ve ever asked.

Jujutsu Shenanigans – Script Excerpt

I will end you.

A messy classroom at Tokyo Jujutsu High. Yuji, Nobara, and Megumi are supposedly “studying” cursed energy theory. Gojo bursts in with a bag of jelly-filled donuts. GOJO (striking a pose in the doorway) Good morning, my adorable little disaster magnets! Who wants to learn about Domain Expansions?

(from Yuji’s mouth, one eye opening on his cheek) If you don’t shut up, I’ll turn this classroom into a bloodbath.