Iparty With Victorious Legendado Official

(Shark guy’s inner thought: “I said no pickles.”)

(Cat’s inner thought: “I hope one day chickens learn to juggle me back.”)

“Steven,” Rex yells. “You’re a human pimple!” iparty with victorious legendado

Here’s a short story inspired by the crossover episode “iParty with Victorious” — with a “legendado” (subtitled) twist, as if you’re watching the episode with captions that reveal hidden thoughts. The Captioned Chaos

(Tori’s inner thought: “Oh no. That’s the guy I made out with at Nozu last week.”) Scene 2 – Apartment 8C, Seattle (Shark guy’s inner thought: “I said no pickles

Suddenly, Carly Shay video-calls Tori.

Jade West storms in, black eyeliner sharp enough to cut glass. That’s the guy I made out with at Nozu last week

Steven runs out the fire exit. Falls into a dumpster.

“You dated three girls at once?” André asks, disgusted.

(Carly’s inner thought: “I should’ve taken the bus.”) Scene 3 – Steven’s party, LA

(Carly’s inner thought: “Reasonable isn’t working. Unleash Sam.”)