“The Trailer for ‘Jurassic Parking: A Valet’s Nightmare’”
(Opening shot: Dramatic, Oscar-bait music. A lone valet stands in an underground garage. A T-Rex tries to fit into a compact spot.)
(Cut to the valet, radio crackling.)
(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.) funny cartoonporn
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JURASSIC PARKING — This Summer, Validate Your Fear.
(Final shot: The valet stands alone in the rubble of the garage, holding a single, unscathed “Claim Check #84.” He looks at the camera.) A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints
(Cut to a raptor learning to use a turn signal — incorrectly. It just claws the light off.)
“Sir, this is a no-idling zone. Also? I’m going to eat your clipboard.”
“Tip your valet. Or else.”
“In a world…”
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