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There is a moment in every modern parent’s life that stops them cold. It’s not the first step, the first word, or even the first day of school. Daddy- can I play with your Dick - Secret Elle...

In the world of Secret Elle , we talk a lot about luxury. We talk about cashmere throws, vintage champagne, and the art of the perfectly curated guest room. But the greatest luxury of the 21st century isn’t a watch or a handbag. It is —and the terrifying power of in-app purchases. The "Tap & Learn" Economy Last Tuesday, I witnessed a scene at Soho House that perfectly encapsulates our current lifestyle dilemma. A power-suited father (let’s call him "The Venture Capitalist Dad") handed his iPad to his three-year-old to stop a tantrum over a foie gras slider. There is a moment in every modern parent’s

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But let’s be honest. They aren’t asking to play Temple Run anymore. They are asking for the keys to the kingdom. We talk about cashmere throws, vintage champagne, and