In 2019, a fan project called Bonetown: Rehydrated attempted to remap the controller to a Dance Dance Revolution mat. It worked exactly as well as you’d expect.
The Dark Souls of adult gaming interfaces. Not because it was hard, but because it made you question every life choice that led you to hold a controller that way. "You haven’t known failure until you’ve missed a QTE and watched your digital avatar stare blankly at the ceiling while a bed squeaks in silence." — Anonymous Bonetown forum user, 2007. Bonetown Controller
Not a physical joystick, but a proprietary, on-screen control scheme, the Bonetown Controller was D-Dub’s answer to a question no mainstream developer had dared to ask: What if the act of virtual sex required the same dexterity, timing, and spatial awareness as a fighting game combo? In 2019, a fan project called Bonetown: Rehydrated