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"Chup! Main hero hoon. Tu villain hai — villain number 'zero point five'." (Quiet! I’m the hero. You’re the villain — villain number ‘zero point five.’)

"Pachees, sahab." (Twenty-five, sir.)

"Toh pachees aadmi ka kya karunga? Chaar kaafi hain. Chaar aur ek main — paanch. Paanch bandar ka plan samajh." (What will I do with twenty-five men? Four are enough. Four plus me — five. Think of it as a ‘five monkeys’ plan.)

"Robert... kitne aadmi the?" (Robert... how many men were there?) andaz apna apna subtitles

(overlapping, typical subtitle ending): "Yeh picture nahi, revolution hai. Andaz Apna Apna — naam bade, kaam... wahiyaat. Par hasna mat. Kyunki agar yeh nahi hasa toh kuch nahi hasa." (This isn’t a movie, it’s a revolution. Andaz Apna Apna — big name, work... nonsense. But don’t laugh. Because if this doesn’t make you laugh, nothing will.) Would you like a specific scene's subtitle transcription from the actual movie (e.g., the "Crimelab" scene, the "Do Mutthi Chai" scene, or the climax fight)?

"Hero? Tu side-hero bhi nahi ban sakta. Tu title mein ‘special appearance’ likhwa le." (Hero? You can’t even be a side-hero. Get yourself listed as a ‘special appearance.’)

"Masterji, main pahunch gaya. Sab taiyyar hai." (Masterji, I’ve arrived. Everything is ready.) I’m the hero

"Aadmi, sahab." (Men, sir.)

(shouting randomly): "GOLI MAAR...! ...Sorry, practice kar raha tha." (FIRE THE GUN...! ...Sorry, I was practicing.)

(to himself, flexing): "Aaya hoon, kuch toh leke aaya hoon... credit card leke aaya hoon — kisi aur ka." (I’ve arrived, and I’ve brought something... a credit card — someone else’s.) Chaar aur ek main — paanch

"Ek cutting chai... cutting waali cutting. Aur usme do spoon sugar — free mein." (One cutting chai — the real ‘cutting’ kind. And two spoons of sugar — free of cost.)

"Practice shaam ko karna. Subah subah dil dhadak jaata hai." (Practice in the evening. Early morning, my heart skips a beat.)

"Tera dil toh skip nahi karta — full dhakka maarta hai." (Your heart doesn’t skip — it gives a full push.) [SCENE: FINAL PUNCHLINE TONE — ANY CHARACTER]

"Yeh mera idea tha, main hero banunga!" (This was my idea, I’ll be the hero!)

"Samajh nahi aaya, Masterji." (I didn’t understand, Masterji.)