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That guy isn’t on the orange app. He’s probably at home, reading an amateur gay blog, wondering if he should send a message.

Within three minutes, I got a match. A woman. "Hey! Love your smile! Do you go to Hillsong Church?" I politely replied that I am, in fact, a gay man, and she unmatched faster than I can say "internalized homophobia." amatuer gay blog

For context, I’ve been out for about four years. I have a Grindr horror story that involves a unicycle (don’t ask), and a Scruff success story that ended after three dates because he didn’t like The Golden Girls (dealbreaker). So why did I go back to the dark side? That guy isn’t on the orange app

So I Tried a “Straight” Dating App Again (For Science. Bad Science.) A woman

Him: “Cool. Do you want to come over tonight and watch me play Call of Duty? My roommate is gone.”

So hey—if that’s you? Send the message.

Then he asked: “So, what do you do for work?”