Alice In Wonderland An X Rated Musical Fantasy 1976 -

I'm whatever you want me to be. But right now, I'm very stiff. Very... unyielding.

The Cheshire Cat reappears, now fully naked and grinning wider than ever.

(drinking) Last time I drank something like this, I grew...

(standing, finally naked) No! This is all nonsense! You're just a pack of cards! A pack of horny, lonely, ridiculous cards! Alice In Wonderland An X Rated Musical Fantasy 1976

(bellowing) OFF WITH HER... NO, ON SECOND THOUGHT, ON WITH HER! STRETCH HER OUT ON THE COURT!

As she says this, the room begins to spin. The cards turn into men and women falling into each other's arms. The Queen's crown falls off. The King of Hearts (a small, bald man with a pendulous belly) starts weeping.

(disappearing with a chuckle) We'll meet again, when you're on all fours, my dear. I'm whatever you want me to be

Her nightgown begins to strain. She looks down, grinning.

Not like that, love. You have to stroke me first.

(smiling) Does it ever end?

(not looking up) Cream or sugar, Alice?

(pointing at Alice) She ate them! With her eyes! With her mouth! With her—

She's right. We're just cardboard. Cardboard and latex and too much baby oil. unyielding